During the quieter times or when I’ve been left unattended for too long, I sometimes start replying to scam emails. 99.9% of the times they never reply, however, I got lucky on this occasion and the witless “Hans Williams” replied. I didn’t start off with any plan, I just kind of made things up as I went. “Andy”, “Ted Bunday”, “Walter Skinner” and “Dana Scully” are all me posting from a variety of email accounts. I got confused often enough to email periodically from the wrong account, which is what caused the diversion into the “intercepted emails” narrative. There are a few emails missing from below, but enough are there to give you the narrative that emerged.
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